I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

between-rage-and-serenity:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

(via turntoreallife)

Notes

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  2. murderfacemurderfacemurderface reblogged this from icicleman and added:
    WHENEVER I DISCOVERED IF IT WAS IN FACT A VELOCIRAPTOR OR SOMETHING FAR MORE SINISTER
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    EXCUSE YOU WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS
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  15. murderfacemurderfacemurderface reblogged this from jmstarchild and added:
    how the fuck did you know i’m expecting a velociraptor!??!?!?
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    that would be awesome
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    … that sounds like Jess so much omg
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